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Jimmy Kimmel Helps Michelle Obama Promote Campaign to Make You Eat Your ‘Effin’ Vees’

Jimmy Kimmel Helps Michelle Obama Promote Campaign to Make You Eat Your ‘Effin’ Vees’

‘Eat your fruit-ing vegetables? Makes no sense at all.’

First lady Michelle Obama would like us all to eat more fruits and vegetables, even if Jimmy Kimmel doesn’t know what that means.

This week, first lady Michelle Obama showed up as a special guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to promote her newest healthy eating campaign, FNV. Or as Jimmy Kimmel heard it, “effin’ vees.”

“As in, eat your effin’ vegetables,” Kimmel says. Well, not quite.

As you might have guessed, the FNV campaign is short for “fruit and vegetables,” and since 2014 Michelle has been enlisting pop culture stars to bring more visibility to the project.

“What was that?” Michelle asks. “The effin’…?”

“It’s the name of the thing,” Jimmy says. “Effin’ V. Effin’ V.”

“I think you might be a little confused,” Michelle tells him.

Jimmy disagrees, and when Michelle tells him that the “F” stands for “fruit,” he misunderstands again.

“Eat your fruit-ing vegetables? Makes no sense at all.”

After more speculation from Kimmel, Mrs. Obama manages to clarify that “the ‘V’ is for ‘vegetables,’ the ‘F’ is for ‘fruit.”

Watch the Abbott and Costello-esque promotional video below:


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.


The Immoral Minority

The aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because of what the aide called the private nature of the event, said the former governor and his wife opened their home to the Christie and Rubio families after hearing they would be in town for the holiday weekend. Both candidates are scheduled to march in Wolfeboro's Fourth of July parade.

Christie, who formally jumped into the race this week, told reporters in New Hampshire Friday that he was grateful for the invitation.

"I suspect there might be a little politics discussed tonight with Mitt and Ann, but me and Mary Pat, and Andrew and Sarah are really happy that Mitt and Ann invited us to stay with them tonight," he said, according to video posted by NJ.com.

I wonder if they will stay up late braiding each others hair, telling scary stories about Obamacare, and playing Truth or Dare. (Though I think we all know they would choose "Dare" because Republicans are genetically incapable of telling the "Truth.")

Update: You know the Romney's like sports. Maybe they'll want to play baseball.

Do you think when you spend the night at the Romney's they make you wear their super secret magic Mormon underwear?

Well I guess this would be a great opportunity for Romney to prepare Christie and Rubio for what it's like to be a political loser and national laughingstock.